Friday, November 6, 2009

How Miss Piggy Stays Fit

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How Miss Piggy Stays in Shape

The object of exercise is to achieve your beauty aspirations without perspiration.

Exercise caution.

Every young lady should include a regular (TV) sports program in her schedule.

I find that a vigorous round of shopping (at least one store an hour) is both stimulating and refreshing.

Her secret is a simple series of aerobique movements. We exercise all the time. We run when we are late for lunch date. We stretch when we hail a taxi. We twist when we wave our hand to a friend. We bend if we must examine someone's diamond ring. All other exercise methods require you to perform difficult movements which are unnatural and which you will never use in daily life. Is you mail opened behind your back? Do you lift your leg or twiddle all your toes to call a waiter? Do you use your knees to turn on a light?

How Miss Piggy Stays Trim

Moi does not recommend dieting. The only way you can lose weight is the same way you lose anything - by forgetting where you put it.

The way to a man's heart is through your stomach.

A very common oversight in most weight-limitation programs is to pay excessive attention to the calories you consume rather than to the enormous numbers of calories you routinely avoid.

You can eliminate a lot of calories by entirely cutting out things you hate.

Eat what you want, exercise your prerogative, and find a good plastic surgeon who gives frequent-flyer miles.

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